March 2012
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February 2012
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Josh Greet
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You’re quite enamored with her, aren’t you?
Possibly.
You always talk about how much you love her glasses, her thin lips and the fine hair in the back of her neck.
I do?
You should ask her out.
I would, but something’s not quite right.
What do you mean?
It’s those glasses. When she takes them off…
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I can’t look at her eyes. They are strange and...
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Taking Things Too Far: Part I
There’s a simple antidote to all misery, frustration, anxiety, restlessness, unease, self-loathing one feels: listening to music. In my case, it’s listening to a certain kind of electronic music. It works so well that it almost feels like cheating.
And in a way, it is.
It doesn’t really address the root causes, rather merely performs ‘precision’ massage on certain...
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Galaxie 500 | Leave the Planet
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One's a Crowd →
By ERIC KLINENBERG
MORE people live alone now than at any other time in history. In prosperous American cities — Atlanta, Denver, Seattle, San Francisco and Minneapolis — 40 percent or more of all households contain a single occupant. In Manhattan and in Washington, nearly one in two households are occupied by a single person.
By international standards, these numbers are surprising —...
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Penis Regex →
tylr:
Can’t believe I’ve never thought of this before. A regular expression to match penises.
/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B|b][\-\.]*/
Here’s a ruby example:
ruby> "Eat B--b a bag of uu===D! 8===D---...".scan(/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B][\-\.]*/) => ["B--b", "uu===D", "8===D---..."]
Run against this text:
Cray twee butcher 8===D photo booth, trust uu---D---... fund mlkshk post-ironic seitan...
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